For some reason it takes all of my energy to do things. I can sit on the couch and browse the internet for hours, but I can’t actually do anything productive.
I managed to do laundry today, but only because I desperately needed to, and I haven’t been able to muster the energy to go put it away.
Last year I didn’t renew my registration on my car until my apartment complex threatened to tow my car unless I did it immediately, and this year isn’t turning out to be much different.
I guess I’m just really lazy or something.
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I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
I have a really hot waiter.
Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
(Source: thereadysext, via patzkrieg)