ichiman:

americachavez:

like do you think that average citizens who live in universes where superheroes exist just see these randomly really hot, really built, muscular athletic people wandering around and go “yeah that’s a superhero” but they let the superheroes pretend that they’re totally blending in with everyone else

Absolutely

(via mymompickedthisurl)

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

(Source: effington, via howstrangehowsmall)

monkeysaysficus:

ianagain:

=O

I am very straight for her

Everything about this is great

Except the shoes. They couldn’t have given her a pair of shoes that actually fit her?

(Source: epicfemales)

monkeysaysficus:

ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift


Get away from her, you BITCH

monkeysaysficus:

ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

Get away from her, you BITCH

(Source: poyzn, via generalbooty)

magnacarterholygrail:

gayobamafanfiction:

stevendinan:

internetslug:

image

this is making me cry laughing i dont even know why

i feel like im standing next to a speaker at a function

somebody’s auntie’s awful car stereo

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spermbanker:

dollarwilliam:

spermbanker:

my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”

forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!

my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.

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alwaysbealonewolf:

Omg laughed so hard

(Source: apostateofmind, via patzkrieg)

melkior:

send hELP

(via musicgeekmatt)

(Source: derpycats)

gifak-net:

[ video ]

scarftumbls:

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

I was fine until Dug.

(via thetomska)

Entitled

  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche
unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

(Source: memewhore, via deadcatinternetcafe)

ridge:

hit her with tha left

Why aren’t these children wearing their seatbelts?

Safety.

(via generalbooty)